Furry Friday – Toby Keith Version

Now, a red litter box is the best receptical
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs & festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you do not prefer poopin’ in a box…

Hey, red litter box is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years, they are decomposable
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddy Mac can kiss my ass, meeeeeeowwww

Red litta box, I fill you up
Let’s have a party, let’s have a party
I love you, red litter box, I fill you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Now, I really love how you’re easy to stack
But I really hate how you’re easy to crack
‘Cause when piss runs down in front of my fur
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky..hiss

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admirin’ how softly my fur is for pettin’
On you with the catnip when I get to rubbin’
When I get to hittin’ on them to help me get lucky..meeroOow.

Red litter box, I fill you up
Let’s have a party, let’s have a party
I love you, red litter box, I fill you up
Proceed to party, proceed to party

Now, I’ve seen you in blue and I’ve seen you in yellow
But only you, red, will do for this feline
‘Cause you are the Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom

Red litter box, you’re more than just plastic
You’re more than amazing, you’re more than fantastic
And believe me that I am not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say

Red litter box, you’re not just a box
(No, no, no, God, no) you’re my..friend..
lifelong!

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